The Stinky Airport

I wake up at the wonderful time of 4:30am. I feel great because I know I'll be at the airport early enough that I won't have to stress waiting in long lines to catch a flight on a pretty busy day for travel. I locate a nice seat by my gate without very many people around.

The flight before me is getting ready to board and as I look over I see a lady come into my "aisle" and lay her baby on the floor. After a quick diaper change she is off and on her flight. Yeah, well the nastiness she left in the garbage bin 10ft away from me starts to raise it's oh sooo very ugly head, forcing me to move.

About 40 minutes later with a starbucks in my hand, I'm happily working on my holiday cards on my laptop. Well you know the story about the white elephant in the room? Everyone notices it,  yet nobody says anything? Well there are about 50 people in the area and this mid 50ish mom is standing 10ft away and let's out this very long, very loud fart. Brrraaapapapapapapapaa!  ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I look around and nobody even looks up to give her the "are you serious lady?" look that I'm giving to her. All I can say is if I'm stuck near her on the plane, I'm gonna lose it! Oh and trust me, I'm taking a picture and putting it on here when I get Internet access to my laptop. (iPhone app doesn't allow for adding photos inside a post yet.). So check back for your "beware of this tooting lady."